MiNi-SKiRT FeTiSH
Mini-Skirt Fetish is the worst band you have ever heard!?!!? HAHAHA! hmmmmm? well, your off you're rocker, you old fuck! Go listen to some Bush! Mini-Skirt Fetish is the only true '77 rock'n'roll punk grind-core band still alive in St.Louis, so be afraid! ...and come to our shows! see us improvise! We hate ska-punk, and so do you! If you don't like us, then we don't care, because you probably are a loser anyway! We usually play at the CREEPY CRAWL, and if you don't know where that is, then we don't want you there, fuck you!
UpDaTe: Contact info (Doug)- nebulae@sbcglobal.net Mini-Skirt Fetish is still the best band ever!
NEWEST UPDATE!! Hey! Big update to the band... we are back together! we've had a couple of practices! cool! we pretty much kicked everyone out of the band and got a fucking *killer* new Drum Whore: Bassamp! (thanks, Traveling Perverts! we love you!) anyway, check out our new line-up and the *massive* song-list (129 songs!?!)
UPDATE:The Basement Show gives us *ONE* (1) Star out of a possible 3, which means "Don't Waste Your Precious Money". We are the ONLY band to get one star! They Changed their review and it now says: "They were funny to watch, and their punk/grindcore act all started to sound the same after the third song."
Now we're going to have to injure this guy! show your face, coward!
here is our line-up as of now:
*vox -- Peatee a.k.a "Jello Biafra Jr." a.k.a. "Metal Mike II" -- Hey! You're just a Turkey!
*drums -- BASSAMP!!- Yeah! Bassamp is our God, and we sacrifice girls to him! he is such a badass drummer, it just makes us jump up and down
*gittar noize and trippy-assed F.X.-- Dog a.k.a. "Hat" a.k.a. "Addict-Asshole" -- also makes this damn cool website!!
*bass -- No One!-- that's right... no one! we're tired of bassists, and ethan lives too damn far away (not to mention being a girl...
For a Song List of Sorts, Click HERE.
To see some neat-o pictures of us and of other things, please kindly clic to go to ourPicture Page
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Shoebox Greetings
Time For Some Beatings
These Cards Suck
Stupid As Fuck
Greeting Card Commie
You Live With Your Mommy
You Really Are Dumb
You Rousy Hallmark Scum
(repeat chorus with "Lousy" instead of Rousy, then...)
Greet Myself
Beat Myself!
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