In Part 2 Beavis and Butt-Head met the returners and joined them. Now they go to the
Imperial capitol of Vector to see what the Espers have done there...

Setzer finished landing the airship. "Whoa, huh huh, what a ride!" said Butt-Head.
"I think I'm gonna puke," said Beavis, holding his stomach.
"Well, it's over now," said Setzer, "It's time to decide who will go there."
Terra decided to go, since she's familier with Espers. Locke went with her because he
wanted to make sure that she was safe there. Locke then decided that they should bring
Beavis and Butt-Head along, since they were familier with the Empire.
Terra, Locke, Beavis, and Butt-Head went out of the airship and into Vector. When they got
there, they could tell that the Espers had been there. Steel girders that had once been
overhead had fallen to the ground, the rooftops of houses and other buildings were flaming.
(Beavis thought that was extremely 'cool'), and smoldering rubble was scattered about. But
the most astonishing thing that Locke and Terra noticed was that Returners, Narshe Guards,
and Imperial soldiers were all working together, trying to undo the damage the Espers had
done. Locke went over and talked to a returner and then came back to Terra, Beavis, and
Butt-Head. "I can't believe it!" said Locke, "He said that after the Espers leveled this town,
the Emperor realized that what he had been doing was wrong! He has discontinued
Magitek research, made peace with the Returners, and even threw Kefka in jail!" Terra
was flabbergasted. Beavis and Butt-Head were indifferent.
"And you know what?" Locke continued, "The Emperor even wants to have dinner with us
and discuss what has happened!"
"Heh heh, cool," said Beavis, "I hope they have Nachos."
The party walked to the Imperial Palace, where a member of the Emperor's Elite Guard
met them and said, "The Emperor's expecting you. This way..."
The party followed him into the palace. Then he said to them, "Emperor Gestahl waits
inside." The party walked up some stairs and through a door into the Emperor's throne
room. They stood before the Emperor.
"I've lost my will to fight..." said the Emperor. He hung his head. Cid, from the Magitek
Research Facility, came out of a door behind the Emperor.
"Cid!!" exclaimed Terra and Locke
"Uh, so what?" said Butt-Head.
"The Espers came to save their freinds," said Cid, "When they learned the others had
perished, they went berserk, and trashed a town..."
"Heh heh heh, cool." said Beavis.
"Never will I forget their shreiks of rage..." said Cid. The two sentries in the room stepped
closer to the party.
"We're hanging up our weapons and armor for good," said one of the sentries.
"The power of those Espers... I had no idea..." said Emperor Gestahl, "They'll shred the
world...!"
"Wait a minute!!" Beavis cried out, "I may be a TV-watching moron, but an elipses
followed by an exclamation mark makes absolutely no sense!"
Suddenly, time froze.
"Silence!" said the narrator, "You are getting out of character. And besides, you should
know better than to mention television in a Final Fantasy game!" Beavis realized his
mistake.
"Yes sir, heh heh, heh heh," replied Beavis.
"That's better," said the narrator.  Just then, everything started continuing as normal.
"We must get them to understand that we are no longer at war," said Gestahl.
"No human's going to make them sit down and listen..." said Cid.
"But now my friends..." said Gestahl, "Let us feast and rejoice!" At this, Gestahl went into
a door behind him and closed it.
"There're some people here who would prefer to keep fighting," said Cid, "Please, before
we dine, talk to as many soldiers as you can! Make them understand!"
"Please talk to as many soldiers as you can," said a trooper, who just a few minutes ago
was a sentry.
"Uh, like, that Cid guy already said that," said Butt-Head.
"Yeah, heh heh, like, you're stupid," Bevis said to the trooper.
"You have 4 minutes until dinner," said the trooper. Locke and Terra went around the
Palace and talked to every soldier they could find, while Beavis and Butt-Head entertained
themselves by flushing toilets.
That evening, the banquet with the Emperor took place...
"This way please," said a trooper as he showed Locke, Terra, Beavis, and Butt-Head to
their seats.
Cid appeared out of nowhere and said to the party, "You can count me in as a returner!"
Cid sat down at the table.
"Imagine!" Gestahl said, "All of us here together, sharing a meal! First we must have a
toast!"
"Huh huh, toast sucks," said Butt-Head, "Got any nachos?"
"No, we don't," said Gestahl, "But what would you like the toast to be to?"
Locke got an idea. At first, he considered toasting to the Empire to get on Gestahl's good
side, but he changed his mind, thinking that maybe the Emperor would catch on to what he
was doing. He then considered toasting to the Returners, since Gestahl has joined forces
with them, but he decided against that for something a little more general. He decided to
toast to 'our hometowns.' Locke raised his glass and said, "To our...", but Beavis
interrupted with, "To my bunghole, heh heh heh,"
"Well then..." said Gestahl, "To his bunghole!" Everyone raised their glasses and took a
sip. "As you know," said Gestahl, "Kefka's in jail for war crimes. What shall we do with
him?"
"Like, torture him or something," said Butt-Head.
"Heh heh, and BURN him!" said Beavis.
"Hmm..." Gestahl said, "Well, let's let him stew in his cell for a while. Then we'll decide
what to do." Then the Emperor hung his head and said, "I truly apologize about the
poisening of Doma. No one dreamed Kefka would use poisen."
"Heh heh heh, poison's cool," said Beavis.
"I'm so terribly sorry!" said Gestahl, "Kefka's being severly punished, and we're cleaning
up the poisen. By the way... With regard to General Celes..."
"Whoa!" said Butt-Head, "Is General Celes a CHICK?"
"Heh heh, she can, like, conquer me any time, heh heh, if ya' know what I mean, heh heh,"
said Beavis.
"Uh, like, I dunno you mean," said Butt-Head.
"OK, forget it," said Beavis.
"Kefka was lying," said Gestahl, "General Celes realized the war was stupid before
anyone else. That's why she joined the Returners. Any other questions for me?"
"Yeah," said Butt-Head, "Uh, like, why is Cid wearin' that stupid outfit?"
"Cid," replied the Emperor, "Is what we like to call an 'eccentric.' With your permission,
I'd like to talk about the Espers..."
"Sure," said Terra.
"My Empire's been decimated by the Espers that emerged from the sealed gate," said
Gestahl, "They're acting spiteful. Unless they're stopped, they'll rip the world asunder!"
"Hey Butt-Head, did he say 'defecated?'" said Beavis.
"Yeah, huh huh, Tha' was cool," replied Butt-Head.
Gestahl continued, "After the Espers went on their rampage, I knew I couldn't go on with
my war. I asked myself why I had started it in the first place. By the way... About those
questions you asked me... which did you ask first?"
"Uh, like, the one about toast 'n' nachos." said Butt-Head.
"Right," said Gestahl, "Anyway, more than anything I want peace. That's my true dream, I
want you to understand that!"
Cid got up from his seat. "You seem a bit tired," Cid said, "Care for a rest break?"
"Uh, like we already went to the bathroom," said Butt-Head.
"No, not that kind of rest break," said Cid, "I mean the kind where you get up and fight the
soldiers."
"Like, we don't wanna do that," said Beavis.
Butt-Head leaned over and whispered to Beavis, "Hey Beavis, like, I think I just realized
something. We're like, surrounded by idiots!"
"Yeah, heh heh, these people are stupid," Beavis whispered back.
"Is there anything you wish to hear me say?" asked Gestahl.
"Uh, huh huh, I want you to say 'weiner'," said Butt-Head.
"Yeah, heh heh. Say it! Say it!" said Beavis.
"I understand," said Gestahl, "My only dream in life is...peace! Now I must ask you for a
favor..."
"Hey, he didn't say it," said Butt-Head.
"Yeah, that sucks," said Beavis.
Gestahl went on, "After they devastated my Empire, the Espers headed toward Crescent
Island. They must be found...!"
Beavis, not wanting to be chastised by the narrator again, ignored the Emperor's bad use of
punctuation.
"We must tell them we're no longer their enemy," said Gestahl, "After all that I have put
through, It is up to me to set things right. That is why..." There was a dramatic pause. "I
need to borrow Terra's power."
"Heh heh, I'd like to borrow her power if ya know what I mean, heh heh" said Beavis.
"Uh, I still don't know what you mean, dumbass. No one ever knows what you mean when
you say stupid crap like that. So why don't you just, like, shut up?"
"Uh, ok," said Beavis.
"Only Terra can bridge the gap between Esper and human," said Gestahl, We must make
for Crescent Island aboard the freighter from Albrook. Will you accompany me?"
"no, like, We'd rather stay here 'n' stuff," said Beavis.
"We cannot simply ignore the Espers!!" said Gestahl.
"Uh, huh huh, yeah we can," said Butt-Head.
"Please...come with me!" said Gestahl.
"Uh, didn't you hear me?" said Butt-Head, "I said 'no'."
"Please...come with me!" said the Emperor, again.
Beavis whispered to Butt-Head, "Hey Butt-Head, this guy's a idiot. Let's get out of here."
"Uh, ok," said Butt-Head.
Beavis and Butt-Head got out of their chairs. "Uh, we have to take a dump. Huh huh,
see ya." At this, Beavis and Butt-Head left the room and started flushing toilets.
After the dinner was over and Locke and Terra left the banquet hall, a sentry approached
them and said, "Because you were able to talk to so many soldiers, you will be rewarded
as follows, you don't get jack squat."
Locke knew that this had nothing to with talking to soldiers. He felt sure that it was because
of Beavis and Butt-Head's inappropriate comments at dinner. After the sentry walked
away, Locke said to Terra in a low voice, "Those two are more trouble than than they are
help. Let's ditch them here, c'mon."
Locke and Terra then went back to the airship and flew straight to Albrook without Beavis and Butt-Head. Locke smiled, knowing he had seen the last of those two baffoons... or had
he?

Coming in part 4, Cornholio and the End of The World...