Name: Ian, it's the British equivelant of
"John" I believe. An uncommon variation of a common name. Just
splendid.
Appearance: See the pic above! :) Err, okay so I don't gotta pic to
put on the web yet, no scanner, an' too lazy/cheap to go to Kinko's
to use theirs. Oh well.
Date o' Birth: 14 November 1977 (I'll put this instead so I don't
gotta update my age every year) <lazy>
Height: 5'7" or so. I'm not a midget, but obviously you won't see
me playing on a basketball team anytime soon.
Weight: 'bout 120 pounds...aah quit your damn laughin', oddly enough,
I appear quite normal despite that really low figure. Guess it's just
lightweight bones.
Hair: Short, warm brown, thick, an' wavy. I guess that's a decent
description of it. Only thing I don't like about it's the fact that
my hair grows 'out' rather than 'down,' so when it's taller than 1-2
inches, it's time for another trim. It grows like a weed...
Eyes: I happen to have 2, and they're bluish-greenish grey. Yeah, somethin' like that.
Facial Hair: Some. Luckily it just seems to grow on the upper lip
an' chin, and has daily meetings with the electric razor. I have no
desire to look like a yeti, so I hope too much more doesn't start
springin' up.
Glasses: <mutter> yeah, got contacts too, but thanks to the
wonders of stigmatism, I see better with glasses so I wear those more
often. Bah.
Sexual Orientation: Straight, yet not homophobic. I can appreciate
beauty regardless of gender, but I sure won't get a wood in the locker
room, and if I drop the soap, I sure as hell won't bend over to pick
it up. :)
Musical Preference: Uh...just about everything from classical to heavy
metal to just about everything in between. Anything with the name
'Tori Amos' in it's sure to be a hit with me. In fact, the midi playing
right now is 'Precious Things', from her 'Little Earthquakes' album.
Too bad midis lack the most breathtaking aspect of her music--her
extraordinarily-expressive an' wonderful voice.
Hobbies: Writing, drawing, listening to music, playin' video games,
this web page, an' a buncha other stuff I can't think of at the moment.
Basically, I enjoy delving into the creative aspects of things, if that
makes sense. As for the crap listed above, obviously, I do
some of those hobbies more so than others (take this web page for
instance....)
Religion: Well, until I nearly lost a good friend of mine, I didn't
think there was a god, but a combination of how he survived, as well as
the fact I've always
been fascinated with the unknown, being the dreamy type I am, has
forced me to think more openly about the matter. (talk about a run-on
sentence, sheesh!) So
anyway, I guess a small part inside me refused to allow me to entirely
doubt the existance of heaven, hell, and similar things. Whether or
not heaven is a white pretty place with fluffy clouds and fat angels
strumming their harps, or whether hell is a pit y'burn in while some
red guy stabs you in the ass with a pitchfork, is something else. To
me, that aspect of religion is bull. I believe heaven and hell are,
instead, something one holds within. Have faith in yourself, respect
others, (until they give you reasons not to--I'm not sayin' be naive)
follow your concience, and you'll achieve this internal
'heaven'--hate yourself, blame others for your own problems, disregard
the rights of others, be they human or animal, and you've bound
yourself in a living hell which only you can drag yourself outta. I
could fill page after page with shit like this, but I'll stop here, as
the focus of this page is 'me' not 'my beliefs' or whatever.
Y'probably don't give a damn anyway. :)
Dislikes: People who are arrogant, deceitful, people who try to push
their values in my face 'cause their right is the only right that can
be, (in their eyes) people who hate just to hate, self-righteous
people who disregard animals as 'just stupid animals' (people relations
come an' go, but, a good pet is with ya 'till he/she dies) People who
disregard the opinions of others--I could go on an' on. Sad part is,
99% of the people in the world are those listed above, which is why
my 'circle of friends' is so small. To me, however, 1 quality friend
is worth more than 1000 lying, backstabbing 'friends.'
Well, that just 'bout sums up me up for now, but worry not! I'll add
more categories when I think o' them, 'cause I'm sure you're just dyin'
to know more. <smrk>
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