"This is Cait Sith, the Fortune Teller."
"This is Cait Sith, the Fortune Teller."
"Hiya Tifa, got a new friend for me?!"
"Yeah, this is one of our honored guests."
"Cool! I love meeting new people! Can I tell their fortune?"
"Um..I dunno if that's a good idea Cait Sith..your track record isn't that hot."
"Hey, no one's perfect, right? Besides, how can I get better if I don't practice?"
"Okay, I'll tell you what, you can read my fortune. We don't want to scare away our guests. If you must practice, I'll let you tell mine."
"Thanks Tifa, you always were the best! So let's see...." *goes through his normal routine* "I see...a bar. You have a bar!"
*Looks at you for a second, doesn't say anything.*
"Lemme try again! This time I can do it!" *goes through routine* "Wise man say forgiveness is divine, your lucky numbers are 24, 16, and 9."
"Well Cait Sith...."
"Okay, last time! I promise! This time I can do it for sure!"
"Once more, then we have to get on with things."
*Goes through routine* "I see Yuffie running off with some materia."
"She is? Oh man..I've gotta go..in the mean time, Cait Sith, please keep our guest company by showing them your artwork."
"Gotcha, Tifa!" *To you* "So where do you want to look for art?"
"This little moogle has one of the best art galleries you're gonna find anywhere! He's got artwork dealing with the FF3RPG, FF in general, Chrono Trigger, Anime, and much much more! Please visit here, you won't be disappointed!"
"Many of you will recognize this guy's artwork. He's a very talented artist! Be sure to pay him a visit! The Final Fantasy VIII Cover of PSM Magazine was bought to you by his hand!"
"Young Wang is a very close friend of this website's maintainer, and a good artist! Tell him that Enygma sent you!"
He might not be as good of an artist as these others, but he's drawn some he'd like you to see!"
"Well, this is the perfect place to go if you're a big fan of an Anime Girl. Just about chick you can think of has a picture shrine here! This includes our very own bar maid, Tifa!"
"WHAT?!"
"Um..oh..nothing, *whistles innocently*."
Go Back to the bar!